Worst Blog Ever…

Ok…I’ve had enough. I have posted on Twitter and Facebook demanding to know who sent me this hate note. But…oh so conveniently… nobody seems to know anything about it. Which leads me to believe that some, if not all, of you are in this together.

It must be really fun for all of you to sit there in your ivory towers judging and mocking me. I’m so glad I could entertain you.

But worst blog ever? I seriously doubt it. Yes…it’s true…I am running a lame-ass dog and pony show here. But it hardly qualifies as the worst blog EVER. Ever is a long time, people. Plus, I bet you haven’t even read every single other blog out there. So you don’t even have any real facts to back your stupid note up.

I…on the other hand…have hard evidence. You cannot possibly have already forgotten how much the Sock Monkey community loves me. And I not only have a photograph to prove this…I have it in writing on the photograph. Case dismissed. It just doesn’t get much better than that.

Oh, wait…it actually does get better than that. I also have written proof that I told a badass fake robot to “bring it”. And what did he do? He left me a nice comment. Do you think that would happen on the worst blog ever? In your dreams maybe.

Not quite so sure of yourselves now, are you? I suggest this topic be on the agenda for your next “I hate Jacqui” meeting over nachos and margaritas…or whatever the hell you have at such vile meetings. After you’ve discussed it, I have faith that you will realize the error of your ways. I don’t believe a public apology will be necessary…as long as you agree to make some changes. I shall await your decision.

BTW…what do y’all put on your nachos at those meetings? I’m not saying I want to go to one…I’m just asking.

“Wait…it couldn’t be the Sock Monkeys and the badass fake robot who sent the hate note, could it? Now I’m all confused.” Jacqui

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